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A broker named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Ben drove up and said,
Ben: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.
Jean Paul: Well, then, just give me the money back,
Ben: Can't do that. I went and spent it already.
Jean Paul: OK, then. Just unload the donkey,
Ben: What ya going to do with him?
Jean Paul: I'm going to raffle him off,
Ben: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!
Jean Paul: Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead,

A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked,
Ben: What happened with that dead donkey?
Jean Paul: I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898,
Ben: Didn't anyone complain?
Jean Paul: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

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