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A Japanese guy (J) is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he's waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.

He counts his money at the counter and says to the clerk (C):
J: Wait a minute. When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What's going on here?
C: Fluctuations.

The Japanese man stiffens.
J: Well! Fluck you Americans, too!

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